Post by DarkKnight on Nov 16, 2012 13:07:58 GMT -5
I'm at the start of my seventh year teaching an online course on Asian film (as an adjunct), and I swear that every semester, the quality of writing I see on my students' papers gets worse and worse and worse. (The objective of the papers is to watch two films from a provided list, and compare and contrast how they present particular perspectives of Asian societies, cultures, and history, just as an FYI.)
Usually I find this depressing and discouraging, but every once in a while, I come across a couple of...special...mistakes that provoke a case of all-out Nostalgia Critic Syndrome (since it's an online class, the students never know about them). Up until last night, the all time favorite was a student talking about how Sophie, in Howl's Moving Castle, mustards her courage.
This semester, I got two of them, on separate papers.
So anywho, one student is talking about Balzac & The Little Chinese Seamstress (a Chinese film set during the Cultural Revolution) and Battle Royale. Said student talks about how the governments in the two films present a "very strict, almost Communist government." Without getting into the accuracy of this statement when it comes to Battle Royale, can someone please explain to me how in the name of Zophar's acne a bonified on-their-stationary Communist regime can be "ALMOST" COMMUNIST?
Second place went to the absolute worst use of the word "festooning" I have EVER seen. "[Name of film] is festooned with [fillmaker's] philosophy of..." Festooned means a string or garland of leaves or flowers. HOW DOES THAT EVEN BEGIN TO MAKE SENSE IN THIS CONTEXT???
And a third doesn't even get the friggin' nationality of a character right! Mr. Miyagi served in the US Army during World War II while his family was in an internment camp! HE WAS NOT A COMMANDER IN THE CHINESE ARMY, YOU [expletive deleted] [expletive deleted]!!!! HOW CAN YOU ANALYZE THE WAY AN AMERICAN FILM DEPICTS JAPANESE CULTURE IF YOU CAN'T EVEN TELL THAT MR. MIYAGY, A FRIGGIN' CULTURAL ICON, IS JAPANESE???
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! ::headdesk:: ::headdesk:: ::headdesk:: ::headdesk:: ::headdesk::
These are COLLEGE STUDENTS, fer cryin' out loud! Am I really asking too much of them?
.....okay, I'm done now.
Usually I find this depressing and discouraging, but every once in a while, I come across a couple of...special...mistakes that provoke a case of all-out Nostalgia Critic Syndrome (since it's an online class, the students never know about them). Up until last night, the all time favorite was a student talking about how Sophie, in Howl's Moving Castle, mustards her courage.
This semester, I got two of them, on separate papers.
So anywho, one student is talking about Balzac & The Little Chinese Seamstress (a Chinese film set during the Cultural Revolution) and Battle Royale. Said student talks about how the governments in the two films present a "very strict, almost Communist government." Without getting into the accuracy of this statement when it comes to Battle Royale, can someone please explain to me how in the name of Zophar's acne a bonified on-their-stationary Communist regime can be "ALMOST" COMMUNIST?
Second place went to the absolute worst use of the word "festooning" I have EVER seen. "[Name of film] is festooned with [fillmaker's] philosophy of..." Festooned means a string or garland of leaves or flowers. HOW DOES THAT EVEN BEGIN TO MAKE SENSE IN THIS CONTEXT???
And a third doesn't even get the friggin' nationality of a character right! Mr. Miyagi served in the US Army during World War II while his family was in an internment camp! HE WAS NOT A COMMANDER IN THE CHINESE ARMY, YOU [expletive deleted] [expletive deleted]!!!! HOW CAN YOU ANALYZE THE WAY AN AMERICAN FILM DEPICTS JAPANESE CULTURE IF YOU CAN'T EVEN TELL THAT MR. MIYAGY, A FRIGGIN' CULTURAL ICON, IS JAPANESE???
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! ::headdesk:: ::headdesk:: ::headdesk:: ::headdesk:: ::headdesk::
These are COLLEGE STUDENTS, fer cryin' out loud! Am I really asking too much of them?
.....okay, I'm done now.