Post by Solana on Apr 29, 2009 17:17:01 GMT -5
Not to worry, Roas, I swapped out Kiyone for the "office idea" roof scene and even managed to tweak Elliot's to my boundaries. Deane is borrowed from Darrell's Lunar: Crimson Hope.
(Lark is wandering through the hallways amidst doctors and gurneys.)
I'm running a little late today, but that's okay, because I've been working with Dr. Darknight the past few weeks. You see, he has obsessive-compulsive disorder, and he likes to start each day in the same way.
(Darknight is walking around a hospital room, touching things and saying "Bink," as he does.)
By touching everything in his first patient's room.
(Darknight keeps going, touching a basin, a tray, a box of tissues, then opening up a jar of tongue depressors and touching every single one with a "Bink". As he's finishing, Azreal enters.)
Azreal- Good morning, doctors.
He touches everything.
Darknight (touching Azreal's nose)- Bink.
Azreal- Oh, okay. I suppose that's how they say 'Good morning' in cuckoo-town.
Darknight- Pretty much. (Touches Azreal's stethoscope.) Bink.
Azreal- Now, your patients on this wing have all been complaining of odd noises.
Darknight- Oh, if it's 'Bink', I can explain.
Azreal- It isn't 'Bink'. Stop saying 'Bink'.
Lark- Was it, "I come from the land down under! Where women glow and men plunder!"? That wasn't me.
Azreal (glares at one, then the other)- Just figure it out, dammit. (Leaves the room.)
Darknight- Do you plunder?
Lark- I have been known to plunder. What's that noise he's talking about?
(An odd flushing noise is heard, and Lark and Darknight both look up. It then cuts to the infamous roof toilet.)
Techno- That, my friends, is a roof toilet.
Darknight- I'm sorry, you say that like it's a normal thing.
Lark (murmuring to him)- Yeah, well, with this guy...
Techno- Hey, are you the guy who's been using up all my soap?
Darknight- Yeah, I've got OCD.
Techno- Really? My grandpa had that! Every morning, he'd take a gym sock, fill it with nickels, and just beat us! (Laughs while they stare at him.) That's OCD, right?
Lark- The bad kind.
Darknight (examining the toilet)- Who would use this thing?
Techno- You kidding? Oh, man, just picture yourself! You're standing here, out in the open air, (sits on it) then you sit down and take stock of your life. I've had some major epiphanies on this old girl. See, you can't do any soul-searching down there in those germ-infested crappers.
Dammit, he's right.
Techno (rising)- Listen, pal, I don't want you telling anybody about my epiphany toilet.
Lark- Who would I tell?
(Techno sees Darknight about to touch it and makes a warning noise. Darknight brings his hand back quickly.)
Techno- Don't even think about it.
(Cuts to the cafeteria.)
Lark- ... and get this, he calls it his "epiphany toilet".
Solana- You couldn't pay me to go on the roof.
Zero- No one's offering.
Lark- You're like Dr. Darknight. I think he said that using that toilet would be like his Everest.
(Cuts to Lark and Darknight back on the roof by the toilet.)
Darknight- Using that toilet, would be my Everest.
(They look off into the distance, mountain-climber style.)
Lark- Yup, that's what he said.
(Kiyone is murmuring to Zero to do something, then finally gives up.)
Kiyone- Lark, Zero wants to ask you something, and it would mean a lot to the BOTH of us, if you said yes. (Zero smiles and drapes an arm over her shoulders.)
Skylark-
Oh, my Goddess, they want to name their next kid after me? I'm flattered, but...
Zero- Would you be my best man?
Lark- Oh.
Zero (looking stunned)- Huh?
Lark- I mean, 'yeah!!!' Of course!
(They get up and hug, pounding each other on the back.)
Zero- Hell, yeah, you will!
Solana- So is this, like, the best moment you guys have ever had?
(They look off to the side, and it cuts to cereal filling up a bowl. A prize lands with a 'clink'.)
Lark- A secret dragon decoder ring. (Laughs and pours more cereal in his bowl, and another lands.) . Zero!
Zero (comes running in)- What?
Lark- It finally happened!
Zero- A double prizer!
(They start cheering and beating their chests together.)
Zero- That was awesome.
Kiyone- You guys realize you're doctors, right?
Lark- Secret dragon decoder ring-wearing doctors! (He and Zero raise their fists boasting the rings, and press the rings together.)
Lark & Zero- Activate!
Lark- Form of an ice menorah!
Solana-
Kiyone-
(Cuts to main theme, then surfer music plays as Zero pushes a gurney where Lark is taking a surfer pose.)
The reason that I'm gurney-surfing, aside from the fact that it's totally bitchin', is that Serano shut down this whole wing.
Zero (pushes Lark's gurney away)- Dude, I gotta go.
(Lark is watching him go, then turns around and sees a low-hanging sign.)
Lark- Oh, no...
(Whack! It knocks him off the gurney and into a backward somersault to the floor. Zero winces in sympathy as Lark tries getting back up.)
(It cuts to him getting off an elevator into the reception area, a large red mark on his forehead.)
You see, a census said that hospital admissions dropped in February.
(The reception area is packed with sick people.)
The census was wrong.
Kiyone- Dr. Serano, where are we going to fit these people? They're all sick!
Azreal- It's not my job to take care of sick people.
Roas- Azreal Serano, healer.
Azreal- Closing that wing saves us about sixty thousand silver a month. You got that on you?
(Roas and Kiyone sigh and walk off to tend the patients.)
(It cuts to Lark walking down the hallway.)
It's weird how much Dr. Darknight has influenced me in such a short time.
Lark (reaching out to touch Rune)- Bink!
Rune- Hey! 'Bink' you!
And it wasn't just me. Dr. Darknight's affected everyone.
(Kyle is hard at work writing something.)
Lark- What's he doing?
Solana- He's writing Dr. Darknight a 'thank you' card.
Kyle- I could use a little help here.
Zero (pointing)- 'Surgeon' is spelled 'g-e-o-n', and, uh, you use a 'y' in 'Kyle'.
Kyle- Got it.
(The others look away in exasperation, until Roas whistles.)
Roas- I'm sorry, does (whistles) mean 'stare at me like jackasses' or does it mean 'get the hell over here'?
(Lark and Solana hurry over.)
Roas- All right, then, Lyude here is fatiguing and he needs to be intubated. Any questions?
(Solana gets to work.)
Lark- Yeah, Zero has asked me to be his best man, and do you have any advice?
Roas- No, no. No, I don't. Not at this moment.
Solana (setting the tube down Lyude's throat)- You know what sucks?! Everyone keeps talking about how Dr. Darknight has helped them, and he doesn't even know I exist.
Lark (dryly)- So introduce yourself.
Solana (attaching the balloon)- I haven't seen him all day. He's probably trying to figure out some new procedure that's going to save humanity.
(Lark looks away, and it cuts to Darknight facing the roof toilet.)
Darknight- Why can't I sit on you? Why?
(Cuts back to Lark.)
Lark- Probably.
Roas (coming back in)- Newbie, it turns out, I do have some best man advice. Go easy on the mascara in case you cry during your toast, and if you're going to chase after the bouquet with all the other girls, be sure to kick off your pumps so you don't snap one of those chicken ankles of yours. (Lark looks away, a little irritated.)
Lark- Thanks. Thanks for coming back.
Roas (shaking his head)- Ecco, are you sure you went into his lungs? It looks like you're blowing up his stomach! (Puts on his stethoscope and listens to his stomach, then checks a monitor.) Dammit, his O2 stat's dropping. Get out of the way, come on. (Pushes Solana away and redoes the intubation properly.)
Even if you've done a procedure five thousand times, there's no guarantee that you won't screw up number five thousand and one.
Roas- A few more seconds, and we would have been coding this guy. Take that. (Hands her the balloon, and she starts pumping it.) Ecco, as hard as it is to remember, but AIR goes in the LUNGS.
Lark- Can I practice my toast on you?
Roas- No. (Leaves the room.)
Lark- I'm opening with a quote from 'Mana Khemia'. (Follows him out.)
(Solana keeps pumping, looking crestfallen.)
(Cuts to Lark and Zero trying on tuxes. Zero has the cummerbund by his chest and is examining the result in the mirror.)
Lark- Actually, it goes lower. (Fixes it.)
Zero- I don't know why Kiyone wants me to wear a cummerbund, let alone a red one.
Lark (smiling at his bowtie)- Come on, as your best man, trust me- it's not about the style, it's about the fit. When you're out there on the dance floor, you don't want any restrictions. Okay, let's test these babies out one more time.
Zero- Ready? Five, six, seven, eight! And one!
(They start dancing with a spin and some groovy steps.)
Zero- And drop it to the floor, make it hot! (They crouch over.)
Lark- It is hot!
Zero- You'd better feel the burn!
Lark- I feel the burn!
(An astonishingly in-style young man comes out, watching them. Light bounces off his chartreuse and mauve waistband.)
Deane- Where I come from, they don't allow two men to marry.
(Lark and Zero quickly rise, then start babbling manly explanations.)
Zero- I'm going to go change.
Lark- Uh, I'm the best man. Do you have any advice for me to give my friend?
Deane- Just remind him over and over that the wedding is all about what the woman wants.
Lark- Yeah, I'll make sure and do that. As the best man, don't you think my tux should stand out from the other groomsmens'?
Deane- What did you have in mind?
(Lark looks off to the side, and it cuts to a chapel.)
Jessica- The ring, please.
(Zero and Kiyone turn to Lark.)
Zero- You got the ring?
Lark (dressed in a glittering white tux and feathered hat)- It's gotta be one of these! (Holds up his hands boasting a dozen sparkling rings.)
(Cuts back to Lark and Deane.)
Lark- Oh, I've got ideas...
(It cuts to a monitor beeping like crazy.)
Kiyone- He's crashing! He needs to be intubated! (Hands the tools to Solana, who panics.)
Solana- Dr. Atrades!
Roas (taking them)- Oh, that's just dandy! I got a billion patients, no rooms, I got Newbie pestering me for advice about how to be the best woman at the soul stealer's wedding, and I got a resident who can't do a simple procedure even though she learned it the first week she was here!
Solana- I'm sorry, Dr. Atrades, I don't know what to do.
Roas- I'll tell you what to do. (Grabs the patient's chart.) Get the hell out of here. (She obeys.) I swear to Althena, Kiyone, if one more annoying thing comes my way, then please just go ahead and extract some of that extra air out of Ecco's head and inject it right into my veins!
Azreal (tapping Roas' shoulder)- Hey, ace! I want you to find my gardener Brazac a room. (Smiles and waves to a large bald guy in a wheelchair, who waves back.) He has a mild case of cellulitis and I need him in tiptop shape by the weekend. I'm having my annual lawnbowling tournament and if anyone but Brazac cuts my grass my game goes to heck in a handbasket.
Roas- Dammit, Azreal, you know we don't have an extra bed in this dump!
Azreal- Roas, what has two thumbs and still doesn't give a crap? (Does a double thumbs-up.) Azreal Serano! I thought we'd met. (Walks off as Brazac waves to Roas, who puts on a fake smile and waves back.)
Roas- Brazac. How you doing?
(It cuts to Zero and Lark walking through the hallway.)
Lark- Aw, man, this is amazing. I'm your best friend, now I'm your best man, what am I going to be best at next?
Zero- How about the best at not talking?
One one thousand, two one thousand, and now I'm best at that!
Techno- Hey. (They pause.)
Lark- Me or him?
Techno- You. (Zero walks off.)
Lark- What now?
Techno- Did you tell anybody about my epiphany toilet?
Lark- No, why?
(Darrell comes from the stairs to the roof, humming to himself.)
Techno- Where are you coming from?! (Lark shakes his head rapidly.)
Darrell- No. (Leaves the scene.)
Techno- If I find out you told anybody, then I'm going to beat you with Poppy's old nickel-sock.
Lark- First, why would I tell anyone? Secondly, no one has epiphanies on the john!
(Cuts to Kiyone on the roof-toilet.)
Kiyone- Of course, there's one available room!
(Cuts to Brazac in a hospital bed in Azreal's office, being checked over by Roas. Kiyone is bringing in an IV with a particularly evil smile on her face.)
Roas- Oh, good, Kiyone, set that over there. I'm going to tell Brazac here that he can stay just as long as he likes!
Kiyone (saluting)- Aye, aye, captain!
When two people collide, many things can happen.
(Azreal comes into his office, then stops deadstill with his eyes opened wide.)
Azreal- What the hell is going on in here?!
Roas- Oh, hey, Azreal, great news! Kiyone found Brazac a room! (Raises his arms gleefully.)
Azreal-
For some, it can be disastrous.
(Cuts to Solana walking sadly through a hallway.)
For others, it can be salvation.
Solana- I need help...
Darknight (tapping her on the shoulder)- Excuse me.
(A golden light shines on him.)
Darknight- Uh, buddy, can you not point that at me?
Kazyr (nodding and turning the light away)- Sure.
Darknight- Hi, I'm Darknight. (Holds out his hand.)
Solana (giggling and shaking his hand)- I know! (Calms down a little.) I know.
Still, the weirdest thing is when two people collide and without ever being in the same room.
(Lark is coming into his darkened suite in the Shrine and hits the answering machine.)
Kratos- Hey, Zero, it's Kratos. Good news, I can be your best man after all. I'm looking forward to it. Call me.
(Lark sighs sadly and looks off to the side.)
(Lark is wandering through the hallways amidst doctors and gurneys.)
I'm running a little late today, but that's okay, because I've been working with Dr. Darknight the past few weeks. You see, he has obsessive-compulsive disorder, and he likes to start each day in the same way.
(Darknight is walking around a hospital room, touching things and saying "Bink," as he does.)
By touching everything in his first patient's room.
(Darknight keeps going, touching a basin, a tray, a box of tissues, then opening up a jar of tongue depressors and touching every single one with a "Bink". As he's finishing, Azreal enters.)
Azreal- Good morning, doctors.
He touches everything.
Darknight (touching Azreal's nose)- Bink.
Azreal- Oh, okay. I suppose that's how they say 'Good morning' in cuckoo-town.
Darknight- Pretty much. (Touches Azreal's stethoscope.) Bink.
Azreal- Now, your patients on this wing have all been complaining of odd noises.
Darknight- Oh, if it's 'Bink', I can explain.
Azreal- It isn't 'Bink'. Stop saying 'Bink'.
Lark- Was it, "I come from the land down under! Where women glow and men plunder!"? That wasn't me.
Azreal (glares at one, then the other)- Just figure it out, dammit. (Leaves the room.)
Darknight- Do you plunder?
Lark- I have been known to plunder. What's that noise he's talking about?
(An odd flushing noise is heard, and Lark and Darknight both look up. It then cuts to the infamous roof toilet.)
Techno- That, my friends, is a roof toilet.
Darknight- I'm sorry, you say that like it's a normal thing.
Lark (murmuring to him)- Yeah, well, with this guy...
Techno- Hey, are you the guy who's been using up all my soap?
Darknight- Yeah, I've got OCD.
Techno- Really? My grandpa had that! Every morning, he'd take a gym sock, fill it with nickels, and just beat us! (Laughs while they stare at him.) That's OCD, right?
Lark- The bad kind.
Darknight (examining the toilet)- Who would use this thing?
Techno- You kidding? Oh, man, just picture yourself! You're standing here, out in the open air, (sits on it) then you sit down and take stock of your life. I've had some major epiphanies on this old girl. See, you can't do any soul-searching down there in those germ-infested crappers.
Dammit, he's right.
Techno (rising)- Listen, pal, I don't want you telling anybody about my epiphany toilet.
Lark- Who would I tell?
(Techno sees Darknight about to touch it and makes a warning noise. Darknight brings his hand back quickly.)
Techno- Don't even think about it.
(Cuts to the cafeteria.)
Lark- ... and get this, he calls it his "epiphany toilet".
Solana- You couldn't pay me to go on the roof.
Zero- No one's offering.
Lark- You're like Dr. Darknight. I think he said that using that toilet would be like his Everest.
(Cuts to Lark and Darknight back on the roof by the toilet.)
Darknight- Using that toilet, would be my Everest.
(They look off into the distance, mountain-climber style.)
Lark- Yup, that's what he said.
(Kiyone is murmuring to Zero to do something, then finally gives up.)
Kiyone- Lark, Zero wants to ask you something, and it would mean a lot to the BOTH of us, if you said yes. (Zero smiles and drapes an arm over her shoulders.)
Skylark-
Oh, my Goddess, they want to name their next kid after me? I'm flattered, but...
Zero- Would you be my best man?
Lark- Oh.
Zero (looking stunned)- Huh?
Lark- I mean, 'yeah!!!' Of course!
(They get up and hug, pounding each other on the back.)
Zero- Hell, yeah, you will!
Solana- So is this, like, the best moment you guys have ever had?
(They look off to the side, and it cuts to cereal filling up a bowl. A prize lands with a 'clink'.)
Lark- A secret dragon decoder ring. (Laughs and pours more cereal in his bowl, and another lands.) . Zero!
Zero (comes running in)- What?
Lark- It finally happened!
Zero- A double prizer!
(They start cheering and beating their chests together.)
Zero- That was awesome.
Kiyone- You guys realize you're doctors, right?
Lark- Secret dragon decoder ring-wearing doctors! (He and Zero raise their fists boasting the rings, and press the rings together.)
Lark & Zero- Activate!
Lark- Form of an ice menorah!
Solana-
Kiyone-
(Cuts to main theme, then surfer music plays as Zero pushes a gurney where Lark is taking a surfer pose.)
The reason that I'm gurney-surfing, aside from the fact that it's totally bitchin', is that Serano shut down this whole wing.
Zero (pushes Lark's gurney away)- Dude, I gotta go.
(Lark is watching him go, then turns around and sees a low-hanging sign.)
Lark- Oh, no...
(Whack! It knocks him off the gurney and into a backward somersault to the floor. Zero winces in sympathy as Lark tries getting back up.)
(It cuts to him getting off an elevator into the reception area, a large red mark on his forehead.)
You see, a census said that hospital admissions dropped in February.
(The reception area is packed with sick people.)
The census was wrong.
Kiyone- Dr. Serano, where are we going to fit these people? They're all sick!
Azreal- It's not my job to take care of sick people.
Roas- Azreal Serano, healer.
Azreal- Closing that wing saves us about sixty thousand silver a month. You got that on you?
(Roas and Kiyone sigh and walk off to tend the patients.)
(It cuts to Lark walking down the hallway.)
It's weird how much Dr. Darknight has influenced me in such a short time.
Lark (reaching out to touch Rune)- Bink!
Rune- Hey! 'Bink' you!
And it wasn't just me. Dr. Darknight's affected everyone.
(Kyle is hard at work writing something.)
Lark- What's he doing?
Solana- He's writing Dr. Darknight a 'thank you' card.
Kyle- I could use a little help here.
Zero (pointing)- 'Surgeon' is spelled 'g-e-o-n', and, uh, you use a 'y' in 'Kyle'.
Kyle- Got it.
(The others look away in exasperation, until Roas whistles.)
Roas- I'm sorry, does (whistles) mean 'stare at me like jackasses' or does it mean 'get the hell over here'?
(Lark and Solana hurry over.)
Roas- All right, then, Lyude here is fatiguing and he needs to be intubated. Any questions?
(Solana gets to work.)
Lark- Yeah, Zero has asked me to be his best man, and do you have any advice?
Roas- No, no. No, I don't. Not at this moment.
Solana (setting the tube down Lyude's throat)- You know what sucks?! Everyone keeps talking about how Dr. Darknight has helped them, and he doesn't even know I exist.
Lark (dryly)- So introduce yourself.
Solana (attaching the balloon)- I haven't seen him all day. He's probably trying to figure out some new procedure that's going to save humanity.
(Lark looks away, and it cuts to Darknight facing the roof toilet.)
Darknight- Why can't I sit on you? Why?
(Cuts back to Lark.)
Lark- Probably.
Roas (coming back in)- Newbie, it turns out, I do have some best man advice. Go easy on the mascara in case you cry during your toast, and if you're going to chase after the bouquet with all the other girls, be sure to kick off your pumps so you don't snap one of those chicken ankles of yours. (Lark looks away, a little irritated.)
Lark- Thanks. Thanks for coming back.
Roas (shaking his head)- Ecco, are you sure you went into his lungs? It looks like you're blowing up his stomach! (Puts on his stethoscope and listens to his stomach, then checks a monitor.) Dammit, his O2 stat's dropping. Get out of the way, come on. (Pushes Solana away and redoes the intubation properly.)
Even if you've done a procedure five thousand times, there's no guarantee that you won't screw up number five thousand and one.
Roas- A few more seconds, and we would have been coding this guy. Take that. (Hands her the balloon, and she starts pumping it.) Ecco, as hard as it is to remember, but AIR goes in the LUNGS.
Lark- Can I practice my toast on you?
Roas- No. (Leaves the room.)
Lark- I'm opening with a quote from 'Mana Khemia'. (Follows him out.)
(Solana keeps pumping, looking crestfallen.)
(Cuts to Lark and Zero trying on tuxes. Zero has the cummerbund by his chest and is examining the result in the mirror.)
Lark- Actually, it goes lower. (Fixes it.)
Zero- I don't know why Kiyone wants me to wear a cummerbund, let alone a red one.
Lark (smiling at his bowtie)- Come on, as your best man, trust me- it's not about the style, it's about the fit. When you're out there on the dance floor, you don't want any restrictions. Okay, let's test these babies out one more time.
Zero- Ready? Five, six, seven, eight! And one!
(They start dancing with a spin and some groovy steps.)
Zero- And drop it to the floor, make it hot! (They crouch over.)
Lark- It is hot!
Zero- You'd better feel the burn!
Lark- I feel the burn!
(An astonishingly in-style young man comes out, watching them. Light bounces off his chartreuse and mauve waistband.)
Deane- Where I come from, they don't allow two men to marry.
(Lark and Zero quickly rise, then start babbling manly explanations.)
Zero- I'm going to go change.
Lark- Uh, I'm the best man. Do you have any advice for me to give my friend?
Deane- Just remind him over and over that the wedding is all about what the woman wants.
Lark- Yeah, I'll make sure and do that. As the best man, don't you think my tux should stand out from the other groomsmens'?
Deane- What did you have in mind?
(Lark looks off to the side, and it cuts to a chapel.)
Jessica- The ring, please.
(Zero and Kiyone turn to Lark.)
Zero- You got the ring?
Lark (dressed in a glittering white tux and feathered hat)- It's gotta be one of these! (Holds up his hands boasting a dozen sparkling rings.)
(Cuts back to Lark and Deane.)
Lark- Oh, I've got ideas...
(It cuts to a monitor beeping like crazy.)
Kiyone- He's crashing! He needs to be intubated! (Hands the tools to Solana, who panics.)
Solana- Dr. Atrades!
Roas (taking them)- Oh, that's just dandy! I got a billion patients, no rooms, I got Newbie pestering me for advice about how to be the best woman at the soul stealer's wedding, and I got a resident who can't do a simple procedure even though she learned it the first week she was here!
Solana- I'm sorry, Dr. Atrades, I don't know what to do.
Roas- I'll tell you what to do. (Grabs the patient's chart.) Get the hell out of here. (She obeys.) I swear to Althena, Kiyone, if one more annoying thing comes my way, then please just go ahead and extract some of that extra air out of Ecco's head and inject it right into my veins!
Azreal (tapping Roas' shoulder)- Hey, ace! I want you to find my gardener Brazac a room. (Smiles and waves to a large bald guy in a wheelchair, who waves back.) He has a mild case of cellulitis and I need him in tiptop shape by the weekend. I'm having my annual lawnbowling tournament and if anyone but Brazac cuts my grass my game goes to heck in a handbasket.
Roas- Dammit, Azreal, you know we don't have an extra bed in this dump!
Azreal- Roas, what has two thumbs and still doesn't give a crap? (Does a double thumbs-up.) Azreal Serano! I thought we'd met. (Walks off as Brazac waves to Roas, who puts on a fake smile and waves back.)
Roas- Brazac. How you doing?
(It cuts to Zero and Lark walking through the hallway.)
Lark- Aw, man, this is amazing. I'm your best friend, now I'm your best man, what am I going to be best at next?
Zero- How about the best at not talking?
One one thousand, two one thousand, and now I'm best at that!
Techno- Hey. (They pause.)
Lark- Me or him?
Techno- You. (Zero walks off.)
Lark- What now?
Techno- Did you tell anybody about my epiphany toilet?
Lark- No, why?
(Darrell comes from the stairs to the roof, humming to himself.)
Techno- Where are you coming from?! (Lark shakes his head rapidly.)
Darrell- No. (Leaves the scene.)
Techno- If I find out you told anybody, then I'm going to beat you with Poppy's old nickel-sock.
Lark- First, why would I tell anyone? Secondly, no one has epiphanies on the john!
(Cuts to Kiyone on the roof-toilet.)
Kiyone- Of course, there's one available room!
(Cuts to Brazac in a hospital bed in Azreal's office, being checked over by Roas. Kiyone is bringing in an IV with a particularly evil smile on her face.)
Roas- Oh, good, Kiyone, set that over there. I'm going to tell Brazac here that he can stay just as long as he likes!
Kiyone (saluting)- Aye, aye, captain!
When two people collide, many things can happen.
(Azreal comes into his office, then stops deadstill with his eyes opened wide.)
Azreal- What the hell is going on in here?!
Roas- Oh, hey, Azreal, great news! Kiyone found Brazac a room! (Raises his arms gleefully.)
Azreal-
For some, it can be disastrous.
(Cuts to Solana walking sadly through a hallway.)
For others, it can be salvation.
Solana- I need help...
Darknight (tapping her on the shoulder)- Excuse me.
(A golden light shines on him.)
Darknight- Uh, buddy, can you not point that at me?
Kazyr (nodding and turning the light away)- Sure.
Darknight- Hi, I'm Darknight. (Holds out his hand.)
Solana (giggling and shaking his hand)- I know! (Calms down a little.) I know.
Still, the weirdest thing is when two people collide and without ever being in the same room.
(Lark is coming into his darkened suite in the Shrine and hits the answering machine.)
Kratos- Hey, Zero, it's Kratos. Good news, I can be your best man after all. I'm looking forward to it. Call me.
(Lark sighs sadly and looks off to the side.)