Post by skylark on Jan 17, 2017 4:20:15 GMT -5
For those who don't know what Gang Beasts is, here's a vid. (WARNING: These guys can get pretty vulgar.)
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*epic-sounding music with a heavy chorus plays as eight characters, amongst them a green one with a giant cheeseburger hat, a light blue chicken, and a Dark purple 'grandma'*
OLD SCHOOL
Hawkeye (Seiken Densetsu 3) (Character is a brown fox)
*In the highway truck stage...*
Hawk: *jumping spastically* I'll avenge you! I'll avenge you a- *slams straight on into the sign* -okay, that happened.
Phoebe (Final Fantasy: Mystic Quest) (Character is a blue dinosaur)
*In the skyscraper scaffolding stage...*
Schala: Phoebe! Phoebe! 2000 gil on Paypal if you help me up! 2000 gil on Paypal!
Phoebe: .....Nope. SNES gal here. Only take GP, bitch.
Schala: Nooo! D:
Edgar Roni Figaro (Final Fantasy VI) (Character is a tan human with a crown)
*In the grinder factory stage...*
*music stops as Edgar's character dabs*
Prompto: Did you just dab?
Edgar: I think I just dabbed. *character dabs again, accidently punching Prompto's in the face*
Prompto: Ow! Why?!
*music picks back up*
Schala Zeal (Chrono Trigger) (Character is a teal blue chicken)
*In the glacier stage..*
Schala: I'm still relevant, dammit! *immediately slips through a small gap in the ice, to everyone's laughter* That was on purpose. You can't prove otherwise.
VS NEW SCHOOL
Gladiolus Amacitia (Final Fantasy XV) (Character is a dark purple 'grandma')
*In the highway scaffolding stage...*
Gladio: *Starts laughing like a maniac while spinning and knocking out everyone in his way, including his own team*
Noctis: Ow! Team killing! Team killing!
Prompto: Gladio's gone nuts! D:
Edgar: Okay, that grandma is OP!
Hawk: Get the grandma!
Prompto Argento (Final Fantasy XV) (Character is a yellow chicken)
*In the boxing ring stage...*
Prompto: *hums the Final Fantasy victory music as he jumps toward the brawling crowd, only to be launched out of bounds, complete with Smash Bros ring-out noise* - holy shit!
Noctis Lucis Caelum (Final Fantasy XV) (Character is a dark blue human with a giant cheeseburger hat)
*In the skyscraper scaffolding stage...*
*The remaining players are hanging on to the lopsided scaffold being held by two ropes. Noctis is swinging from one of the cut ropes.*
Noctis: *chanting* Cheeseburger...
Prompto: You can do it, buddy!
Noctis: *mentally preparing himself* Cheeseburger...
Gladio: Go Noct!
Lunafreya: I believe in you!
Noctis: *attempts the leap of faith* CRABBY PATTY!!
Lunafreya Nox Fleurette (Final Fantasy XV) (Character is a white bear)
*In the subway station stage...*
*music stops*
Schala: So... how was the wedding? Was it nice?
*Everyone on her her side cringes laughing. Luna and Noctis simply glare at her through their face cams.*
Gladio: *clapping sarcastically* Wow.
Prompto: Oof. Shots fired.
*Luna's character simply walks straight up to Schala's and knocks her flat, complete with a rather loud smacking noise. Luna's expression immediately turns to one of... semi-regret.*
Schala: O...Ow... =<
*music starts back up before finishing on an epic note*
SCHALA PLAYS: GANG BEASTS
*again in the subway station stage...*
*Luna begins hoisting Schala to the tracks*
Schala: *as she's tossed at an oncoming train* This is why Leviathan spiked the punch-! *train horn*
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COMING TO THE SHRINE LIBRARY...
WHENEVER LARK DECIDES TO GET UP OFF HIS ASS.
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*epic-sounding music with a heavy chorus plays as eight characters, amongst them a green one with a giant cheeseburger hat, a light blue chicken, and a Dark purple 'grandma'*
OLD SCHOOL
Hawkeye (Seiken Densetsu 3) (Character is a brown fox)
*In the highway truck stage...*
Hawk: *jumping spastically* I'll avenge you! I'll avenge you a- *slams straight on into the sign* -okay, that happened.
Phoebe (Final Fantasy: Mystic Quest) (Character is a blue dinosaur)
*In the skyscraper scaffolding stage...*
Schala: Phoebe! Phoebe! 2000 gil on Paypal if you help me up! 2000 gil on Paypal!
Phoebe: .....Nope. SNES gal here. Only take GP, bitch.
Schala: Nooo! D:
Edgar Roni Figaro (Final Fantasy VI) (Character is a tan human with a crown)
*In the grinder factory stage...*
*music stops as Edgar's character dabs*
Prompto: Did you just dab?
Edgar: I think I just dabbed. *character dabs again, accidently punching Prompto's in the face*
Prompto: Ow! Why?!
*music picks back up*
Schala Zeal (Chrono Trigger) (Character is a teal blue chicken)
*In the glacier stage..*
Schala: I'm still relevant, dammit! *immediately slips through a small gap in the ice, to everyone's laughter* That was on purpose. You can't prove otherwise.
VS NEW SCHOOL
Gladiolus Amacitia (Final Fantasy XV) (Character is a dark purple 'grandma')
*In the highway scaffolding stage...*
Gladio: *Starts laughing like a maniac while spinning and knocking out everyone in his way, including his own team*
Noctis: Ow! Team killing! Team killing!
Prompto: Gladio's gone nuts! D:
Edgar: Okay, that grandma is OP!
Hawk: Get the grandma!
Prompto Argento (Final Fantasy XV) (Character is a yellow chicken)
*In the boxing ring stage...*
Prompto: *hums the Final Fantasy victory music as he jumps toward the brawling crowd, only to be launched out of bounds, complete with Smash Bros ring-out noise* - holy shit!
Noctis Lucis Caelum (Final Fantasy XV) (Character is a dark blue human with a giant cheeseburger hat)
*In the skyscraper scaffolding stage...*
*The remaining players are hanging on to the lopsided scaffold being held by two ropes. Noctis is swinging from one of the cut ropes.*
Noctis: *chanting* Cheeseburger...
Prompto: You can do it, buddy!
Noctis: *mentally preparing himself* Cheeseburger...
Gladio: Go Noct!
Lunafreya: I believe in you!
Noctis: *attempts the leap of faith* CRABBY PATTY!!
Lunafreya Nox Fleurette (Final Fantasy XV) (Character is a white bear)
*In the subway station stage...*
*music stops*
Schala: So... how was the wedding? Was it nice?
*Everyone on her her side cringes laughing. Luna and Noctis simply glare at her through their face cams.*
Gladio: *clapping sarcastically* Wow.
Prompto: Oof. Shots fired.
*Luna's character simply walks straight up to Schala's and knocks her flat, complete with a rather loud smacking noise. Luna's expression immediately turns to one of... semi-regret.*
Schala: O...Ow... =<
*music starts back up before finishing on an epic note*
SCHALA PLAYS: GANG BEASTS
*again in the subway station stage...*
*Luna begins hoisting Schala to the tracks*
Schala: *as she's tossed at an oncoming train* This is why Leviathan spiked the punch-! *train horn*
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COMING TO THE SHRINE LIBRARY...
WHENEVER LARK DECIDES TO GET UP OFF HIS ASS.