Post by skylark on Mar 24, 2018 23:59:26 GMT -5
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The setup screen for the Pretend_You're_Xyzzy(c) program (otherwise known as the online Cards Against Humanity Simulator) is seen. At the bottom of the screen where chat would be, six images of what assume to be webcam feeds are shown. One such screen springs to life as Schala is seen with a headset.
Schala: Testing. Testing. Where the hell is everyone?
*Navarl_Wanderer has logged in*
*Flamekahn_Heir23 has logged in*
Two more screens flicker on. One is of a blue-haired girl who looks remarkably similar to Schala in appearance, and the other is of a tanned desert-farer.
Schala: Hawk! Jessica! You made it!
Hawk (Seiken Densetsu 3): I'm surprised you're doing another one of these.
Jessica (Seiken Densetsu 3): You could've just brought this down to the office. We could've had a full tournament. >.>
Schala: I would have, but the one other person I wanted to play with isn't allowed on premesis. =<
*Dark_Prince_2018 has logged in*
Hawk: Hey newbie, welcome aboard the crazy train.
Noctis (FFXV): *yawns* This isn't my first time playing Cards, you know.
Schala: Where's the little lady?
Noctis: She's still getting set up. So, what are we playing for?
Schala: Nothing this time. Unless you count bragging rights of beating two other couples.
Noctis: But your official game bio says you're single. If it's not in official files, does it count?
Schala: *narrows eyes*
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Lark: Well, that's a mighty fine first impression you're making, Your Majesty. I'll be sure to send you a boot to the head in gratitude.
Schala: See? I have a husband. ^_^
Hawk: And a-
Jessica: *sternly* Hawk.
Hawk: -and they're very happy together.
Noctis: I'm just saying there are people out there who are anal sticklers about that sort of thing.
Lark: Nice save, kid. >.>
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The last screen flickers on.
Lunafreya (FFXV): Apologies. Am I late?
Schala: Just made it.
Hawk: You know, this is nice. A hangout mixer playing games, meeting new people. We've got the Old School, New School.... and Retired School.
Lark & Schala: *narrows eyes*
Schala: Who's retired?
Noctis: Not us. *mutters* Tabata's making sure of that...
Lunafreya: It's not as bad as Motomu Toriyama's last visit. *shudders*
Schala: God, that guy is creepy... >_<
Jessica: That reminds me of a few years back before FFXIII stuff died down. As soon as he left, we made a pin'ata in his likeness and had everyone just go to town.
Schala: Oh, I remember that. Good times. ^_^
Lark: Seriously? Schala, how come you never invite me to these things? D:
Schala: Because all the higher-ups are still scared shitless of you after what you did to Ikeda.
Lark: Huh. So that's why they always kept giving me free food samples whenever I passed the Square-Enix booth in the last Dragonmaster-Con.
Noctis: Wait, who's Ikeda?
Lark: Exactly.
Hawk: That's right, you two weren't around when that crap happened. Jess'll give you the details, later.
Schala: Alright, let's get started. Who's the Tzar this round?
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I'm going to say this now. I'm not apologizing.
The setup screen for the Pretend_You're_Xyzzy(c) program (otherwise known as the online Cards Against Humanity Simulator) is seen. At the bottom of the screen where chat would be, six images of what assume to be webcam feeds are shown. One such screen springs to life as Schala is seen with a headset.
Schala: Testing. Testing. Where the hell is everyone?
*Navarl_Wanderer has logged in*
*Flamekahn_Heir23 has logged in*
Two more screens flicker on. One is of a blue-haired girl who looks remarkably similar to Schala in appearance, and the other is of a tanned desert-farer.
Schala: Hawk! Jessica! You made it!
Hawk (Seiken Densetsu 3): I'm surprised you're doing another one of these.
Jessica (Seiken Densetsu 3): You could've just brought this down to the office. We could've had a full tournament. >.>
Schala: I would have, but the one other person I wanted to play with isn't allowed on premesis. =<
*Dark_Prince_2018 has logged in*
Hawk: Hey newbie, welcome aboard the crazy train.
Noctis (FFXV): *yawns* This isn't my first time playing Cards, you know.
Schala: Where's the little lady?
Noctis: She's still getting set up. So, what are we playing for?
Schala: Nothing this time. Unless you count bragging rights of beating two other couples.
Noctis: But your official game bio says you're single. If it's not in official files, does it count?
Schala: *narrows eyes*
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Lark: Well, that's a mighty fine first impression you're making, Your Majesty. I'll be sure to send you a boot to the head in gratitude.
Schala: See? I have a husband. ^_^
Hawk: And a-
Jessica: *sternly* Hawk.
Hawk: -and they're very happy together.
Noctis: I'm just saying there are people out there who are anal sticklers about that sort of thing.
Lark: Nice save, kid. >.>
*Tenebrae_Oracle has logged in*
The last screen flickers on.
Lunafreya (FFXV): Apologies. Am I late?
Schala: Just made it.
Hawk: You know, this is nice. A hangout mixer playing games, meeting new people. We've got the Old School, New School.... and Retired School.
Lark & Schala: *narrows eyes*
Schala: Who's retired?
Noctis: Not us. *mutters* Tabata's making sure of that...
Lunafreya: It's not as bad as Motomu Toriyama's last visit. *shudders*
Schala: God, that guy is creepy... >_<
Jessica: That reminds me of a few years back before FFXIII stuff died down. As soon as he left, we made a pin'ata in his likeness and had everyone just go to town.
Schala: Oh, I remember that. Good times. ^_^
Lark: Seriously? Schala, how come you never invite me to these things? D:
Schala: Because all the higher-ups are still scared shitless of you after what you did to Ikeda.
Lark: Huh. So that's why they always kept giving me free food samples whenever I passed the Square-Enix booth in the last Dragonmaster-Con.
Noctis: Wait, who's Ikeda?
Lark: Exactly.
Hawk: That's right, you two weren't around when that crap happened. Jess'll give you the details, later.
Schala: Alright, let's get started. Who's the Tzar this round?
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I'm going to say this now. I'm not apologizing.