Post by Solana on Mar 19, 2020 19:12:03 GMT -5
I've been wanting to do this since playing the DLC case on 'Dual Destinies'. With all the mess going on now, a short and funny pick me up seemed in order.
(A small pirate ship replica is floating on top of the Shrine's largest pool. A fresh scent of salt bathes the air instead of the usual chlorine.)
(On the ship's deck can be seen a fierce duel being waged between Aryn and Caesar. Aryn is dressed as a swashbuckler with a tricorn hat, cropped shirt and shorts, striped stockings, boots, and a fake mustache. Caesar is in full pirate captain regalia with a fine sapphire coat, tricorn hat, eyepatch, white shirt and cravat, red vest, black breeches and boots, and a gold weapons belt.)
(Aryn's blade is missing its usual fire as they trade blows. Before long, Caesar has the advantage and is pressing her hard. Aryn's parrying one strike after another, reluctantly backing up towards the railing.)
(Suddenly, a trick strike from Shadowedge sends Aryn's blade spinning into the air and lodging in the ship's mast. Aryn is pinned against the railing, sweat running down her face as she groans. Caesar chuckles and raises Shadowedge high to deliver the coup de grace.)
?- FWEET!!!
(Behind Caesar, a black and white shape leaps from the water. It's Solana in orca form, sporting a pink star painted above one eye... and a fake mustache.)
Aryn (smiling triumphantly and clenching her fists)- Captain Solana! Ye made it just in time!
Solana- FWEET!!!
(Caesar looks nervous as Solana flips and knocks him into the water. His captain hat goes flying and lands perfectly on Solana's head instead. In the background, a sparkling wave of water gently nudges Caesar towards the side of the pool.)
(Aryn grins and leaps from the ship to land on Solana's back. She holds one hand out triumphantly and begins to sing with a lovely voice.)
Aryn- We be pirates, we love to sail the seven seas!
(Solana's head is up to balance Aryn just above her mouth as Aryn flashes jazz hands, then folds them over her heart.)
Aryn- Just a bunch o' scallywags who are as free as free can be!
(Aryn shifts to sitting and making swimming motions.)
Aryn- We swim through storms and waves, all because you seeeeee,
(Aryn holds her arms out wide as if in welcome, then pumps her fist.)
Aryn- Grand treasure and adventure's waiting just for me!
(Fist pumps and yells of "Yeah!" echo from the audience as the camera pans out to also show the pool and equipment set up for the show.)
(A small pirate ship replica is floating on top of the Shrine's largest pool. A fresh scent of salt bathes the air instead of the usual chlorine.)
(On the ship's deck can be seen a fierce duel being waged between Aryn and Caesar. Aryn is dressed as a swashbuckler with a tricorn hat, cropped shirt and shorts, striped stockings, boots, and a fake mustache. Caesar is in full pirate captain regalia with a fine sapphire coat, tricorn hat, eyepatch, white shirt and cravat, red vest, black breeches and boots, and a gold weapons belt.)
(Aryn's blade is missing its usual fire as they trade blows. Before long, Caesar has the advantage and is pressing her hard. Aryn's parrying one strike after another, reluctantly backing up towards the railing.)
(Suddenly, a trick strike from Shadowedge sends Aryn's blade spinning into the air and lodging in the ship's mast. Aryn is pinned against the railing, sweat running down her face as she groans. Caesar chuckles and raises Shadowedge high to deliver the coup de grace.)
?- FWEET!!!
(Behind Caesar, a black and white shape leaps from the water. It's Solana in orca form, sporting a pink star painted above one eye... and a fake mustache.)
Aryn (smiling triumphantly and clenching her fists)- Captain Solana! Ye made it just in time!
Solana- FWEET!!!
(Caesar looks nervous as Solana flips and knocks him into the water. His captain hat goes flying and lands perfectly on Solana's head instead. In the background, a sparkling wave of water gently nudges Caesar towards the side of the pool.)
(Aryn grins and leaps from the ship to land on Solana's back. She holds one hand out triumphantly and begins to sing with a lovely voice.)
Aryn- We be pirates, we love to sail the seven seas!
(Solana's head is up to balance Aryn just above her mouth as Aryn flashes jazz hands, then folds them over her heart.)
Aryn- Just a bunch o' scallywags who are as free as free can be!
(Aryn shifts to sitting and making swimming motions.)
Aryn- We swim through storms and waves, all because you seeeeee,
(Aryn holds her arms out wide as if in welcome, then pumps her fist.)
Aryn- Grand treasure and adventure's waiting just for me!
(Fist pumps and yells of "Yeah!" echo from the audience as the camera pans out to also show the pool and equipment set up for the show.)