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Post by skylark on Mar 3, 2021 13:25:23 GMT -5
Introducing the incorrect quotes generator. (Not mine obviously. I'll post link in next post.)
Your prompt:
Lark: Nothing in life is free.
Reika: Love is free!
Solana: Adventure is free.
Schala: Knowledge is free.
Zero: Everything is free if you take it without paying.
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Post by skylark on Mar 3, 2021 13:26:34 GMT -5
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Post by skylark on Mar 3, 2021 14:04:11 GMT -5
Your prompt:
Reika: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Lark: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Reika: Absolutely not.
Holy crap, I love these.
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Post by Rune Lai on Mar 3, 2021 16:40:39 GMT -5
It looks like an interesting tool. I guess it's to generate humorous banter between a number of characters? I originally thought it was supposed to be mangling quotes from movies or TV shows, but that doesn't seem to be it.
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Post by Solana on Mar 3, 2021 17:30:36 GMT -5
These are really funny! We could also do the mangling ones from movies and TV shows- I was sending a lot to the 'Incorrect Hatoful Quotes' while it was still active. (Edited to add.) You may have started something, Lark.  Nash (admiring himself in the mirror)- I am in tears at the sheer beauty of what I'm seeing! Jessica- I'm just in tears. (Source- Whose Line Is It Anyway?) |
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Post by Solana on Mar 4, 2021 19:02:07 GMT -5
Kyle- Give me the one drink you wouldn't give your worst enemy, and make it a double.
(Source- Xena: Warrior Princess)
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Post by DarkKnight on Mar 5, 2021 11:16:01 GMT -5
Ooooh! I wanna try this with the characters from my book!
Michael McNamara: Captain Reynard... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Captain Reynard: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Michael McNamara:
Michael McNamara: I wrote sanitize, Captain Reynard.
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Post by DarkKnight on Mar 5, 2021 11:16:46 GMT -5
*The group is getting into the car*
Michael McNamara: I’m driving.
Captain Reynard, out of view: Shotgun!
Dona Catalina, turning to face Captain Reynard: Aww! But you had it on the way here-
Everyone except Captain Reynard: WOAH-
Captain Reynard, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*
(Funny thing is, I can actually see Reynard doing this.)
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Post by Solana on Mar 5, 2021 11:38:40 GMT -5
*The group is getting into the car* Michael McNamara: I’m driving. Captain Reynard, out of view: Shotgun! Dona Catalina, turning to face Captain Reynard: Aww! But you had it on the way here- Everyone except Captain Reynard: WOAH- Captain Reynard, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun* (Funny thing is, I can actually see Reynard doing this.) Definitely, and Sabatini would have another one to back him up. Solana: Would you like some leftovers? Aryn: What are leftovers? Solana: You don't know what leftovers are? Aryn: My mom didn't raise a quitter. |
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Post by Solana on Mar 5, 2021 13:02:31 GMT -5
Solana: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste
Aryn: We got spring water
Solana: NO.
Eziban: with EXTRA minerals
Aryn: it's like licking a stalagmite
Solana: DON'T COME HOME.
Eziban: Mmmmm cave water
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Post by Solana on Mar 5, 2021 13:06:16 GMT -5
Solana: Hey, Aryn? Can I get some dating advice?
Aryn: Just because I’m with Eziban doesn’t mean I know how I did it.
Solana: What do you think Aryn will do for a distraction?
Eziban: She’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Eziban: ... or she could do that.
Solana: While I’m gone, Aryn, you’re in charge.
Aryn: Yes!!!
Solana, whispering: Eziban, you’re secretly in charge.
Eziban: Obviously.
Solana: If you had to choose between Aryn and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Eziban: That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Aryn: Eziban!
Solana: 63 silver.
Eziban: I'll take the money.
Aryn: EZIBAN!!!
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Post by Rune Lai on Mar 5, 2021 17:01:42 GMT -5
Tried the generator with my overpowered mage trio:
Ghaleon: Sadoul, my old arch enemy.
Kazyr: ... I thought I was your arch enemy?
Ghaleon: I have a life outside of you, Kazyr.
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Post by Solana on Mar 6, 2021 17:51:45 GMT -5
Lark, you've gotten us addicted!!! Solana, tending to Aryn's wounds: How would you rate your pain? Aryn: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend. Aryn: You know, not every problem can be solved with an axe. Eziban: That's why I carry two axes. Aryn: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao Eziban: What did you do Aryn? Aryn: A MISTAKE Aryn and Eziban sitting in jail together* Eziban: So who should we call? Aryn: I’d call Solana, but I feel safer in jail Aryn: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it. Solana: Aryn no. Eziban: Mistlefoe. Solana: Please stop encouraging her. |
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Post by DarkKnight on Mar 9, 2021 7:40:38 GMT -5
Captain Reynard: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?
Michael McNamara: Plane tickets?
Dona Catalina: Concert tickets?
Robert Hale: Prostitution?
Captain Reynard, holding their broken frames: Glasses.
Captain Reynard: Hey, Michael McNamara? Can I get some dating advice?
Michael McNamara: Just because I’m with Dona Catalina doesn’t mean I know how I did it.
Michael McNamara, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Captain Reynard: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
Captain Reynard: Looking left cause you don’t treat me right
Michael McNamara: Looking right because you left
Dona Catalina: Looking up cause you let me down
Robert Hale: Looking down cause you ****ed up
Arthur Jones: What is wrong with you guys
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