What Would Dragonmaster Dyne Do?

[Solana]

I actually wrote a parody of 'What Would Brian Boitano Do?' back in college, but it got lost. What with catching up on some episodes and games, I thought I'd try again.


Alex- What would Dragonmaster Dyne do, if he was here right now?
He'd start a quest and he'd follow through, that's what Dragonmaster Dyne would do.

Kyle- When Dragonmaster Dyne was in a tourney, fighting for the gold,
he did two Sword Dances and a Triple Strike while wearing a blindfold.

Nash- When Dyne and Ghaleon were in the woods, fighting mutant bears,
he used his Dragon Anger attack and saved the maidens fair!

All- So what would Dragonmaster Dyne do, if he were here today?
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two, that's what Dragonmaster Dyne would do.

Jess- I want my dad to finally see,
I'm the daughter of a pirate AND a lady!

Mia- And I just want my mom
to stop jailing everyone...

Alex- For Luna I'll be a hero, too,
cause that's what Dragonmaster Dyne would do!

All- And what would Dragonmaster Dyne do
He'd call all the heroes in town
And tell them to unite for truth
That's what Dragonmaster Dyne'd do

(Interlude)

Nall- When Dyne and the Heroes traveled the sea
in a contraption made by Myght.
They fought the evil god Eiphel
and restored the goddess' holy light.

Alex- When Eiphel was taken out they fought the Princes of the Black Star!

All- Cause Dragonmaster Dyne doesn't take sh*t from anybody....

Alex- So let's all get together
And unite to stop Ghaleon!

All- And we'll save Luna, and Lily, too
cause that's what Dragonmaster Dyne would do.
And we'll save Luna, and Lily, too,
cause that's what Dragonmaster Dyne would doooooo....
Cause that's what Dragonmaster Dyne would do!

[Rune Lai]

Nov 23, 2021 16:47:42 GMT -5 Solana said:

Mia- And I just want my mom
to stop jailing everyone...

Small things.

[Solana]

Pretty much. I was describing my success with this at work and one of our new guys suggested doing 'Up There'. I wonder if it would work with Zophar...

[Solana]

(Head in hands) 'Up There' didn't have enough to work with.

My sister-in-law has been having a lot of family drama involving her grandfather passing and her aunt arguing about inheritance money even before he was gone. (Long story.) I jokingly made an offer to do a parody of 'Kyle's Mom is a B****', and she took me up on it. I kept some of the foreign lyrics and swapped some out for Spanish, Latin, and Indonesian. Not a good idea to mess with writers and those they love.

[Rune Lai]

Of course not. Far too easy to write them in somewhere they wouldn't like.

[skylark]

Jan 5, 2022 1:49:46 GMT -5 Rune Lai said:

Of course not. Far too easy to write them in somewhere they wouldn't like.

……

*writes about a certain someone who shall remain nameless on the receiving end of a Boot to the Head….*

Lark: Perfect.