Post by skylark on May 15, 2009 14:57:41 GMT -5
'Snow' by the Red Hot Chili Peppers begins to play. Lark is sitting up in his bed, Schala laying peacefully next to him. We close in to Lark's face.
I can't believe today's my last day at Sacred Shrine. I couldn't help but let my mind drift back to my very first day...
Flashback to the first episode.
Kiyone: *pulling gurney* Don't look at me when we're moving someone.
Lark: Why?
Lark hits his head on a nearby lamp as if answering his question.
*Flash.*
Roas: And from now on, whenever I'm in the room, you're definitely not allowed to talk.
*Flash*
Kyle: Charged!
Zero: Clear!
Zero uses the defribilators. Mel sits up and screams, with Zero, Schala, and Kyle soon joining in.
*Flash*
Azreal: Dr. Tsukoyamo... *increasingly angered* Do you not realize that you're nothing but a large pair of scrubs to me?
*Flash*
Techno: You stick a penny in there?
Lark: No... I was just making small talk...
Techno: If I find a penny in there, I'm taking you down.
Lark:
*Flash*
Lark: I thought we took care of each other around here!
Solana: Excuse me? What kind of woman do you think my friend is?! There's no way she'd talk to you, much less sleep with you! And you know what? I think you're a jerk!
Lark: Well I think you're a jerk too for getting my hopes up like that!
Solana: Good!
Lark: Fine!
Awkward silence occurs.
Lark: ...So you want to start a pun war later, or...? <_<
Solana: Uh, sure... >_>
We flash to the present, and Lark gives a big smile at the memories.
Solana called me a jerk, but I won in the end. I have a beautiful girl and I can have her whenever I see fit. In fact, I think I'll use this 'last day' thing to score some morning sex.
Lark: *leans to Schala* I can't believe today's my last day...
Schala: *eyes still closed* No morning sex.
Lark sits back up.
It was worth a try.
Schala: *sits up* We can kiss if you remembered to lay out mouthwash last night.
Lark: *brings two paper cups* I did.
Schala: Did you water it down so we can just swallow it?
Lark: Of course I did.
Actually, I did not remember to water it down... at all...
Schala/Lark: >_<
Schala leans over to kiss him anyway.
Schala: Morning. ^_^
Lark: Be weirder.
The song stops.
Schala: You know you love it.
How'd you sleep?
Lark: Really well, actually.
Schala: Good. And you wanna know why? This is my bed. I had it brought here because it's so comfortable.
Lark: You don't have a bed at your house anymore?
Schala: Why bother? I've slept here every night since you moved.
Lark: Soooo... we live together.
Schala: Kinda... I guess...
Lark: I feel like I should have been told... <_<
Schala: Come on...
Lark: I see it now. You've been sneak-moving in here for days. The clothes, the dresser, those girly pillows on the couch... this picture that looks like one of Ramus' showgirls...
Schala: Don't make fun of your brother's friend Miira. I think she looks very beautiful.
Lark: They did a dynamite job on her boobs. Are those Gs?
Schala: Fs, actually. Plus, your the one who keeps asking me to bring stuff over here. Are you really that upset?
Lark: I'm very upset! I don't even think morning sex could fix this... although it might.
Schala: *sighs, tired* Fine. *lays down* Do I have to move a lot?
Lark: You never do anyway...
Schala: That's true. ^_^
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We find ourselves at the hospital coffee bar. Kiyone and Azreal are sitting at a table. Darrell comes to join them.
Darrell: Awww man... They got my coffee wrong...
Kiyone: How?
Darrell: *pours* It's dirt.
Indeed, dirt pours out of the cup.
Azreal: That may be because I told Donny you thought his coffee tasted like dirt.
Darrell: Why did you do that?
Azreal: Because Donny's a vengeful little punk and I wanted to see what he would do.
Darrell: He's a convicted felon! He shiv'ed a guy!
Azreal: I love you Donny. Muffin, please! *muffin lands in his hand*
Kiyone: I still can't believe your going back to work.
Azreal: I love doctoring, despite what certain half-bloods will tell you. And the best thing about low-income tenants is that it's part-time, and you have to go where they need you, which will pretty much force me and the girls to travel.
Darrell: Finally gonna stop hanging 'round here?
Azreal: Yep. This is my last muffin in this place.
Darrell: Finally gonna stop hanging 'round here?
Kiyone gives Darrell a weird look.
Azreal: Ah look, he's stuck on a thought. If he doesn't shut off in a few minutes, just kick him. It always worked for me.
Kiyone: O...kay...
Azreal: *gets up* I've enjoyed this stupid coffee spot so much. I need a memento. Would you distract the staff while I steal my favorite table?
Kiyone: I don't think so, sir...
Azreal: Fair enough. It's not your fight. >_< *leaves*
Darrell: Finally gonna stop- *Kiyone kicks him* Finally gonna stop- *kick* Finally gonna stop hanging 'round here?
Kiyone gives one last kick.
Darrel: Owww!! Thank you.
Kiyone: No problem...
Darrell puts the dirt back into his cup. Kiyone knows what's about to happen.
Kiyone: I wouldn't do that.
He does it.
Darrell: Good dirt.
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We see Lark and Schala pull into the parking lot.
Schala: I actually did drift off a bit. How was the morning sex?
Lark: I... was... awesome!
Schala: Really?
Lark: I never really got things going. Kalia spoiled the fun. Had to call in Reika to take care of her today anyway.
Solana runs out of the hospital and give Lark a big hug
Lark:
Solana: Sorry.
Schala: *laughs*
Solana: Hey Lark... I know that it's your last day, but I'm not going to say goodbye, because even just saying the word a few seconds ago *begins to tear up* is gonna make me cry. *sniff*
Lark: Okay okay, deep breaths.
Solana: *unusually high-pitched and emotional* I can't catch my breath. I can't catch it, I can't catch it! Where is it? Where is it?
Lark: Breath it out...
Solana: *almost hyperventilating* *sigh* Okay, I'm back. ^_^
Schala: You know, you can just visit us in our place tonight.
Lark: Did you just say 'our' place? You are sneak-moving in!
Schala: <_<... >_>...
Solana: *covers* Your ears are playing tricks on you. And Lark, people should make a big deal about this being your last day, but don't be disappointed if things don't live up to the expectations inside your head.
Schala: *mouths* Thank you...
Lark: Oh, ho ho ho! I think I'll be fine.
We see Zero by the ramp. behind him is a large white banner saying 'Goodbye, Lark!'.
Zero: Yeah, I know it's blocking the stairs, but people can walk around, right?
Lark: You're the greatest! *pulls into a deep hug* Get over here! You're my bear!
Zero: That right.
Lark: Growl for me!
Zero: Grrraaarrrrr!
They break.
Lark: What are those pads for?
Zero: Those pads, my friend, are for you to fall on. In honor of your departure, I'm about to give your final, full-turbo, spinning eagle.
The other three are impressed.
Lark: Oh! Prepping for takeoff!
Zero: Now did you get my text about not eating after midnight last night?
Lark: All I've had is mouthwash.
Zero: Let's do this! Come on!
Lark: Mounting! *Let's Zero lift him up over the shoulder*.
Schala: You think he'll ever love me like that?
Solana: Give it a bit more time...
Lark: 3! 2! 1! *spins around with Zero* Eeeagle!!
Two people come to watch the spectacle. The man has a bleeding nose.
Jean: Are those two doctors?
Solana: We're afraid so.
Schala: Despite it all, they're still as green as interns. We have no idea where we went wrong.
Lark: Never! Stop! Spinning me! Eaaagle! Whoooo!!!
Zero puts Lark down, and they stumble over to the pads.
Zero: Find the pad!
Lark: I can't find it!
Zero lands on the pads safely.
Zero: Dude! Follow my voice!
Lark: Coming!
Lark bangs his head on the ambulance before landing on the pads.
Schala: Yeah, there's another hospital about three miles that way. *as Jean and Gaban leave* Are you okay, babe?
Lark: Eaaagle...
Schala: Yeah...
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Opening Theme
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Lark and Zero walk into the hopsital.
Lark: Fantastic eagle, buddy.
Zero: Yeah, I really feel like we nailed it.
Lark: Still, I'm gonna see you all day. I feel like you did your goodbye too early.
Zero: Oh my Goddess, I did. I'm such an idiot.
Lark: It's okay. I can fix this. We can just match that initial goodbye intensity every time we see each other. Can you do that for me?
Zero: Yeah! I'll just answer you like this. *spreads arms for a hug* Come here, you! *they hug...again*
Lark: Mmm, you smell like a weight lifter.
Zero: That's because I worked out this morning.
Schala and Kiyone come across them.
Schala: Wow...
Lark and Zero break off.
Kiyone: It's alright. I've finally dealt with the fact that you'll never hold me like that.
Schala: Maybe we should try it, see what we're missing.
Kiyone: Yeah?
Kiyone and Schala proceed to embrace.
Kiyone: Oh Goddess, I love the feel of you...
Schala: You smell like a tugboat cpatain.
Lark/Zero:
Zero: Dude, it's finally happening...!
Porno music plays.
Schala: Oh yes... Okay, you guys are definitely on to something...
Zero: I usually cup the butt for support. *both do so*
Schala: Oh, it's nice...
Kiyone: There it is...
Lark: Our chests usually press together like that. *makes clapping motion*
Zero: It's almost like... they slap together...
Kiyone and Schala break the hug. The music stops.
Kiyone: Too much.
Schala: Yeah, not doing that
Lark: Excuse me. *leaves*
To hell with doing my goodbyes too early, I want my moment with Dr. Atradas and I want it now.
Ninya and Roas are arguing until Lark comes within their personal space and stare.
Lark: Dr. Atradas, since this is my last day, I got you a little something.
Lark pulls a large book out of his backpack.
Lark: You know, cause in my mind, you made me the man I am today.
Roas: You can't blame me for that.
Ninya: Yeah. That's too mean.
Lark: It's a book of all your rants. I always wrote them down. *hands Roas the book*
Roas: Wow...
Lark: Check it out. Pleather bound. I did the colligraphy. The number next to each passage is a rating system. 1-5, depending on how that particular rant hurt me emotionally. 1 being something I can easily shrug off, and 5 being something that still makes me want to *chokes a bit* cut myself.
Ninya: Oh look. "The only way you could be less productive right now is if you were, in fact, the wall in which you're leaning against".
Roas actually gives a smile at the memory.
Lark: That one used to be a 5, but now it's a 4. I still well up when I think about it, but now I can fall asleep after.
Ninya: Who wants to see what Ninya does when she's bored?
Ninya proceeds to walk away from the two of them.
Roas: Hey newbie, what if, say, I want to locate something in here about how little I care about any given moment that you and I have spent together?
Lark: Good question. You just go to the glossary, and see? "How little I care". Page 19. Boom. "Things I care as little about as Lark's last day of residency".
Roas: Ha ha ha ha! I remember this one! Every hybrid car, every talk show host, everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything in the universe. Everything everything everything that exists past present and future in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions, and of course... *Lark joins in* Hugh Jackman.
Lark: That was nice. I liked it. We shared that one.
Roas: Me too, because that's the exact same sentiment I wanted to put out there on your last day of work here. Thank you for this present.
Lark spreads his arms for a hug. Roas whistles. Lark lowers his arms in disappointment.
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Cut to Lark checking the eyesight a rather young woman. However...
Gaea: Up close, you are not a handsome man.
Lark: Thank you, Your Holiness... >_<
Gaea: When you're gone, he's gonna hit me.
Univos: Sis, he's not going to do that. Dr. Tsukoyamo?
Lark: I would never hit a patient. I am not a hitter.
Univos: See? He hates hitting.
Lark: *offended* I wouldn't say I hate hitting.
Univos: That's a little strange.
Lark: Can we talk outside for a minute?
Outside the room...
Univos: That is not my sister in there. The paranoia and the delerium... For the past few weeks, it's just like she's checking out and-
Lark: I know it's frustrating, but I promise you, we're gonna find the answer.
Gaea: He's gonna hit me when you leave!
Lark: I'm almost positive I won't! It'll never happen!
Univos: ...You don't need to put the almost in, do you? You a new doctor?
Lark: I'm not. It's my last day.
Univos: That makes sense.
Lark: That was hurtful.
I can't believe today's my last day at Sacred Shrine. I couldn't help but let my mind drift back to my very first day...
Flashback to the first episode.
Kiyone: *pulling gurney* Don't look at me when we're moving someone.
Lark: Why?
Lark hits his head on a nearby lamp as if answering his question.
*Flash.*
Roas: And from now on, whenever I'm in the room, you're definitely not allowed to talk.
*Flash*
Kyle: Charged!
Zero: Clear!
Zero uses the defribilators. Mel sits up and screams, with Zero, Schala, and Kyle soon joining in.
*Flash*
Azreal: Dr. Tsukoyamo... *increasingly angered* Do you not realize that you're nothing but a large pair of scrubs to me?
*Flash*
Techno: You stick a penny in there?
Lark: No... I was just making small talk...
Techno: If I find a penny in there, I'm taking you down.
Lark:
*Flash*
Lark: I thought we took care of each other around here!
Solana: Excuse me? What kind of woman do you think my friend is?! There's no way she'd talk to you, much less sleep with you! And you know what? I think you're a jerk!
Lark: Well I think you're a jerk too for getting my hopes up like that!
Solana: Good!
Lark: Fine!
Awkward silence occurs.
Lark: ...So you want to start a pun war later, or...? <_<
Solana: Uh, sure... >_>
We flash to the present, and Lark gives a big smile at the memories.
Solana called me a jerk, but I won in the end. I have a beautiful girl and I can have her whenever I see fit. In fact, I think I'll use this 'last day' thing to score some morning sex.
Lark: *leans to Schala* I can't believe today's my last day...
Schala: *eyes still closed* No morning sex.
Lark sits back up.
It was worth a try.
Schala: *sits up* We can kiss if you remembered to lay out mouthwash last night.
Lark: *brings two paper cups* I did.
Schala: Did you water it down so we can just swallow it?
Lark: Of course I did.
Actually, I did not remember to water it down... at all...
Schala/Lark: >_<
Schala leans over to kiss him anyway.
Schala: Morning. ^_^
Lark: Be weirder.
The song stops.
Schala: You know you love it.
How'd you sleep?Lark: Really well, actually.
Schala: Good. And you wanna know why? This is my bed. I had it brought here because it's so comfortable.
Lark: You don't have a bed at your house anymore?
Schala: Why bother? I've slept here every night since you moved.
Lark: Soooo... we live together.
Schala: Kinda... I guess...
Lark: I feel like I should have been told... <_<
Schala: Come on...
Lark: I see it now. You've been sneak-moving in here for days. The clothes, the dresser, those girly pillows on the couch... this picture that looks like one of Ramus' showgirls...
Schala: Don't make fun of your brother's friend Miira. I think she looks very beautiful.
Lark: They did a dynamite job on her boobs. Are those Gs?
Schala: Fs, actually. Plus, your the one who keeps asking me to bring stuff over here. Are you really that upset?
Lark: I'm very upset! I don't even think morning sex could fix this... although it might.
Schala: *sighs, tired* Fine. *lays down* Do I have to move a lot?
Lark: You never do anyway...
Schala: That's true. ^_^
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We find ourselves at the hospital coffee bar. Kiyone and Azreal are sitting at a table. Darrell comes to join them.
Darrell: Awww man... They got my coffee wrong...
Kiyone: How?
Darrell: *pours* It's dirt.
Indeed, dirt pours out of the cup.
Azreal: That may be because I told Donny you thought his coffee tasted like dirt.
Darrell: Why did you do that?
Azreal: Because Donny's a vengeful little punk and I wanted to see what he would do.
Darrell: He's a convicted felon! He shiv'ed a guy!
Azreal: I love you Donny. Muffin, please! *muffin lands in his hand*
Kiyone: I still can't believe your going back to work.
Azreal: I love doctoring, despite what certain half-bloods will tell you. And the best thing about low-income tenants is that it's part-time, and you have to go where they need you, which will pretty much force me and the girls to travel.
Darrell: Finally gonna stop hanging 'round here?
Azreal: Yep. This is my last muffin in this place.
Darrell: Finally gonna stop hanging 'round here?
Kiyone gives Darrell a weird look.
Azreal: Ah look, he's stuck on a thought. If he doesn't shut off in a few minutes, just kick him. It always worked for me.
Kiyone: O...kay...
Azreal: *gets up* I've enjoyed this stupid coffee spot so much. I need a memento. Would you distract the staff while I steal my favorite table?
Kiyone: I don't think so, sir...
Azreal: Fair enough. It's not your fight. >_< *leaves*
Darrell: Finally gonna stop- *Kiyone kicks him* Finally gonna stop- *kick* Finally gonna stop hanging 'round here?
Kiyone gives one last kick.
Darrel: Owww!! Thank you.
Kiyone: No problem...
Darrell puts the dirt back into his cup. Kiyone knows what's about to happen.
Kiyone: I wouldn't do that.
He does it.
Darrell: Good dirt.
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We see Lark and Schala pull into the parking lot.
Schala: I actually did drift off a bit. How was the morning sex?
Lark: I... was... awesome!
Schala: Really?
Lark: I never really got things going. Kalia spoiled the fun. Had to call in Reika to take care of her today anyway.
Solana runs out of the hospital and give Lark a big hug
Lark:
Solana: Sorry.
Schala: *laughs*
Solana: Hey Lark... I know that it's your last day, but I'm not going to say goodbye, because even just saying the word a few seconds ago *begins to tear up* is gonna make me cry. *sniff*
Lark: Okay okay, deep breaths.
Solana: *unusually high-pitched and emotional* I can't catch my breath. I can't catch it, I can't catch it! Where is it? Where is it?
Lark: Breath it out...
Solana: *almost hyperventilating* *sigh* Okay, I'm back. ^_^
Schala:
You know, you can just visit us in our place tonight.Lark: Did you just say 'our' place? You are sneak-moving in!
Schala: <_<... >_>...
Solana: *covers* Your ears are playing tricks on you. And Lark, people should make a big deal about this being your last day, but don't be disappointed if things don't live up to the expectations inside your head.
Schala: *mouths* Thank you...
Lark: Oh, ho ho ho! I think I'll be fine.
We see Zero by the ramp. behind him is a large white banner saying 'Goodbye, Lark!'.
Zero: Yeah, I know it's blocking the stairs, but people can walk around, right?
Lark: You're the greatest! *pulls into a deep hug* Get over here! You're my bear!
Zero: That right.
Lark: Growl for me!
Zero: Grrraaarrrrr!
They break.
Lark: What are those pads for?
Zero: Those pads, my friend, are for you to fall on. In honor of your departure, I'm about to give your final, full-turbo, spinning eagle.
The other three are impressed.
Lark: Oh! Prepping for takeoff!
Zero: Now did you get my text about not eating after midnight last night?
Lark: All I've had is mouthwash.
Zero: Let's do this! Come on!
Lark: Mounting! *Let's Zero lift him up over the shoulder*.
Schala: You think he'll ever love me like that?
Solana: Give it a bit more time...
Lark: 3! 2! 1! *spins around with Zero* Eeeagle!!
Two people come to watch the spectacle. The man has a bleeding nose.
Jean: Are those two doctors?
Solana: We're afraid so.
Schala: Despite it all, they're still as green as interns. We have no idea where we went wrong.
Lark: Never! Stop! Spinning me!
Eaaagle! Whoooo!!!Zero puts Lark down, and they stumble over to the pads.
Zero: Find the pad!
Lark: I can't find it!
Zero lands on the pads safely.
Zero: Dude! Follow my voice!
Lark: Coming!
Lark bangs his head on the ambulance before landing on the pads.
Schala: Yeah, there's another hospital about three miles that way. *as Jean and Gaban leave* Are you okay, babe?
Lark: Eaaagle...
Schala: Yeah...
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Opening Theme
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Lark and Zero walk into the hopsital.
Lark: Fantastic eagle, buddy.
Zero: Yeah, I really feel like we nailed it.
Lark: Still, I'm gonna see you all day. I feel like you did your goodbye too early.
Zero: Oh my Goddess, I did. I'm such an idiot.
Lark: It's okay. I can fix this. We can just match that initial goodbye intensity every time we see each other. Can you do that for me?
Zero: Yeah! I'll just answer you like this. *spreads arms for a hug* Come here, you! *they hug...again*
Lark: Mmm, you smell like a weight lifter.
Zero: That's because I worked out this morning.
Schala and Kiyone come across them.
Schala: Wow...
Lark and Zero break off.
Kiyone: It's alright. I've finally dealt with the fact that you'll never hold me like that.
Schala: Maybe we should try it, see what we're missing.
Kiyone: Yeah?
Kiyone and Schala proceed to embrace.
Kiyone: Oh Goddess, I love the feel of you...
Schala: You smell like a tugboat cpatain.
Lark/Zero:
Zero: Dude, it's finally happening...!
Porno music plays.
Schala: Oh yes... Okay, you guys are definitely on to something...
Zero: I usually cup the butt for support. *both do so*
Schala: Oh, it's nice...
Kiyone: There it is...
Lark: Our chests usually press together like that. *makes clapping motion*
Zero: It's almost like... they slap together...
Kiyone and Schala break the hug. The music stops.
Kiyone: Too much.
Schala: Yeah, not doing that
Lark: Excuse me. *leaves*
To hell with doing my goodbyes too early, I want my moment with Dr. Atradas and I want it now.
Ninya and Roas are arguing until Lark comes within their personal space and stare.
Lark: Dr. Atradas, since this is my last day, I got you a little something.
Lark pulls a large book out of his backpack.
Lark: You know, cause in my mind, you made me the man I am today.
Roas: You can't blame me for that.
Ninya: Yeah. That's too mean.
Lark: It's a book of all your rants. I always wrote them down. *hands Roas the book*
Roas: Wow...
Lark: Check it out. Pleather bound. I did the colligraphy. The number next to each passage is a rating system. 1-5, depending on how that particular rant hurt me emotionally. 1 being something I can easily shrug off, and 5 being something that still makes me want to *chokes a bit* cut myself.
Ninya: Oh look. "The only way you could be less productive right now is if you were, in fact, the wall in which you're leaning against".
Roas actually gives a smile at the memory.
Lark: That one used to be a 5, but now it's a 4. I still well up when I think about it, but now I can fall asleep after.
Ninya: Who wants to see what Ninya does when she's bored?
Ninya proceeds to walk away from the two of them.
Roas: Hey newbie, what if, say, I want to locate something in here about how little I care about any given moment that you and I have spent together?
Lark: Good question. You just go to the glossary, and see? "How little I care". Page 19. Boom. "Things I care as little about as Lark's last day of residency".
Roas: Ha ha ha ha! I remember this one! Every hybrid car, every talk show host, everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything in the universe. Everything everything everything that exists past present and future in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions, and of course... *Lark joins in* Hugh Jackman.
Lark: That was nice. I liked it. We shared that one.
Roas: Me too, because that's the exact same sentiment I wanted to put out there on your last day of work here. Thank you for this present.
Lark spreads his arms for a hug. Roas whistles. Lark lowers his arms in disappointment.
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Cut to Lark checking the eyesight a rather young woman. However...
Gaea: Up close, you are not a handsome man.
Lark: Thank you, Your Holiness... >_<
Gaea: When you're gone, he's gonna hit me.
Univos: Sis, he's not going to do that. Dr. Tsukoyamo?
Lark: I would never hit a patient. I am not a hitter.
Univos: See? He hates hitting.
Lark: *offended* I wouldn't say I hate hitting.
Univos: That's a little strange.
Lark: Can we talk outside for a minute?
Outside the room...
Univos: That is not my sister in there. The paranoia and the delerium... For the past few weeks, it's just like she's checking out and-
Lark: I know it's frustrating, but I promise you, we're gonna find the answer.
Gaea: He's gonna hit me when you leave!
Lark: I'm almost positive I won't! It'll never happen!
Univos: ...You don't need to put the almost in, do you? You a new doctor?
Lark: I'm not. It's my last day.
Univos: That makes sense.
Lark: That was hurtful.
