Post by Zero on Apr 25, 2011 22:54:55 GMT -5
(In the middle of the Battle Board, a lonely ring sits. Chairs surround the ring, with no one in them.)
(A stage sit near the north entrance, quiet. No lights, no sound.)
Speakers: *YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME?*
(The lights and speakers turn on, and Alter Bridge's 'Metalingus' hits. Right as the lyrics hits, Zero appears on the stage, the metal plate in his right hand.)
Negative, the Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentleman, the Rated R Rune Bearer, Zero Catallena!
(Zero, walking down the ramp with a smug smile on his face and the metal plate in his hand, waves to no one, and enters the ring. He takes a mike from Negs.)
Zero: (Knocks his hand on the plate.) Dented. How? Self Protection. From what? Insanity. From who? Them.
(A promo cuts on the screen, first showing Skylark kicking Zero in the head a few weeks ago, then Zero getting speared the first time, then Zero getting attacked by a chicken.)
Zero: I put up with a lot of grief around here, you know? I keep the bathrooms clean, I raised two kids, I'm raising another. I'm married. You know, one would hope that I could walk into the hall without being randomly attacked. But, alas, it's not meant to be.
Zero: (Staring right into the camera.) Lark, you started this. This started with the kick, this started when you defended Roas's wussy sport, this started with the chicken. The plate was meant for *you,* buddy. But you let your kid do your dirty work, and how well did that end for ya?
Zero: Show it!
(The screen shows Kalia knocking herself out on said plate.)
Zero: Suddenly, there's the tragedy. (Mocking Sad Voice) That mean man! He knocked out that little girl! How dare he! That mean, naughty man! (Normal) PLEASE. I'm the victim in all this! I've done nothing wrong except defend myself!
(Zero throws the plate to the outside.)
Zero: Come on, birdboy! Face me like a man! Or are you going to send Schala down here next?!? I'm sure that would end well... with me dropping her with my Omega Soul Stealer!
Zero: Well, Lark?!?
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And THAT, ladies and gentleman, is how you cut an Edge heel promo.
(A stage sit near the north entrance, quiet. No lights, no sound.)
Speakers: *YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME?*
(The lights and speakers turn on, and Alter Bridge's 'Metalingus' hits. Right as the lyrics hits, Zero appears on the stage, the metal plate in his right hand.)
Negative, the Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentleman, the Rated R Rune Bearer, Zero Catallena!
(Zero, walking down the ramp with a smug smile on his face and the metal plate in his hand, waves to no one, and enters the ring. He takes a mike from Negs.)
Zero: (Knocks his hand on the plate.) Dented. How? Self Protection. From what? Insanity. From who? Them.
(A promo cuts on the screen, first showing Skylark kicking Zero in the head a few weeks ago, then Zero getting speared the first time, then Zero getting attacked by a chicken.)
Zero: I put up with a lot of grief around here, you know? I keep the bathrooms clean, I raised two kids, I'm raising another. I'm married. You know, one would hope that I could walk into the hall without being randomly attacked. But, alas, it's not meant to be.
Zero: (Staring right into the camera.) Lark, you started this. This started with the kick, this started when you defended Roas's wussy sport, this started with the chicken. The plate was meant for *you,* buddy. But you let your kid do your dirty work, and how well did that end for ya?
Zero: Show it!
(The screen shows Kalia knocking herself out on said plate.)
Zero: Suddenly, there's the tragedy. (Mocking Sad Voice) That mean man! He knocked out that little girl! How dare he! That mean, naughty man! (Normal) PLEASE. I'm the victim in all this! I've done nothing wrong except defend myself!
(Zero throws the plate to the outside.)
Zero: Come on, birdboy! Face me like a man! Or are you going to send Schala down here next?!? I'm sure that would end well... with me dropping her with my Omega Soul Stealer!
Zero: Well, Lark?!?
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And THAT, ladies and gentleman, is how you cut an Edge heel promo.